party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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