I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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