Fine. I'll sleep in my office
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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