I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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