Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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