im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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