No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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