Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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