On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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