it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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