should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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