i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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