hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize