So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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