He is an equal opportunity slut.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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