Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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