I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
