Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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