You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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