even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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