I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
as a side note pls kill me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
