Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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