you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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