Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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