I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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