Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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