so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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