Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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