Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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