Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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