My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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