Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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