the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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