She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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