Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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