Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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