is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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