My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i've created a new STD.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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