Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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