My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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