If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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