Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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