If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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