No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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