Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
not ubering you a puppy
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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