So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
