your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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