I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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