your thong is hanging out like whoa
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
