Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You don't make any sense
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Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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