i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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