I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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