What a fucking waste of an outfit
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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