The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's like a pop up book from hell.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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