I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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