he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
