Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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